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http://www.fluble.com/cgi-bin/fluble/vault.pl?date=19980416 Fishman addresses the UN

Selected storylines

• Rue Luxembourgia October 1997
  • Fluble conquers Luxembourg, and must adapt to life as a sovereign.
• Annoying the Socialists November 1997
  • Spoof of college activism, in particular Brown's chapter of the International Socialist Organization
• Fluble Gets Fired. Again. January 1998
  • Fluble takes a job working for Balt in his laboratory. Hijinks ensue.
• Love and Death in Syracuse February 1998
• Uglyfish 28 April 1998
  • A well-meant gift goes awry when Fluble presents Clown with a fish of unspeakable uglyness.
• The Exploding Cow Saga September 1998
  • Conspiracies are afoot when cows spontaneously combust in Amish country
• Night of the Devil Bunny October 1998
  • Fluble does horror, beginning with the savage murder of the Yale Precision Marching Band by a cute bunny rabbit.
• Zangoth, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Date Pure Evil November 1998
  • Clown dates a warlord.
• Death Crashes November 1998
  • Death crashes at Fluble's place during a contractual dispute, resulting in temporary immortality for everyone.
• Burblequest February 1999
  • Burble goes on an epic quest to find the meaning of his existence, which has been kidnapped.
• My Evil Twin March 1999
  • Flubles evil twin, "Rubble" takes his place.
• The Mystery of Mystery Hill April 1999
• Farewell to Uglyfish April 1999
  • Fluble says goodbye to an old friend, by means of a toilet.
• Why Is The Boiled Lobster Singing? June 1999
  • Fluble's homage to things like Calvin and Hobbes sub-strip Tracer Bullett and the film The Usual Suspects
• Kosher Pork September 1999
  • Burble uses Judaism to defend storing pork on his computer monitor at the library, and teaches Hasidic Rabbis the joys of eating bacon and saying "Yahweh."
• Dark Side of the Cow September 1999
  • The crew must once more board the Funk-Powered Space Train and venture to the surface of a cow they previously launched into orbit. There, they will walk on the face of the cow, and pose the question: "What would Jim Kirk do when confronted with what are either hot chicks with only inebriating aphrodisiacs to live on or evil space sirens?"
• Curse of the Devil Bunny October 1999
  • A cursed can of Pringles signals the return of the Devil Bunny. "That could be any bunny frolicking in Steve Jobs's entrails."
• A Momentary Lapse of Reason November 1999
  • Occam convinces Clown that she loves Fluble just as he convinces Fluble to move on from Clown and date a psychotic cat-eating woman named "Lump." This causes the universe to slowly invert, rendering the insane sane (like Burble), the hallucinatory real (like Occam), and turning Balt from sane and real to an insane hallucination. He must use his hallucinatory powers to convince Fluble to change his mind before he marries Lump and renders the inversion irrinversible.
• Fluble's Touchy-Feely Christmas Special December 1999
  • Fluble kills Santa Claus; Burble attempts to convince him to take over Santa Claus's operation.
• War of the Wigglums January 2000
  • Fluble acquires a cursed toaster which turns all his furnishings and appliances into Wigglums-possessed death machines bent on annihilating the supporting cast.
• The Wrath of Woobie February 2000
  • Fluble and co. struggle with Number One for control of a cosmic power.
• Woonsocket June 2000
• Killing Time September 2000
• The Unbearable Lightness of Fluble September 2000
  • Fluble's emptiness and loneliness expose him to a plague of hallucinatory singing bunnies that slowly drive the cast insane.
• I Like Bunnies October 2000
• Tomb of the Devil Bunny October 2000
  • Archeologists unearth an egyptian tomb near Fluble's home and accidentally unleash the Devil Bunny, who turns into an egyptian death god avatar and begins killing and reanimating Fluble over and over again.
• Fluble's 2nd Touchy-Feely Christmas Special December 2000
• Onions of Thunder (still in progress) January 2001
  • This storyline takes us deep into the bowels of Wolf, Haberman, Imposing Monolith, and Wolf, where Clown works as Special Assistant to the Assistant Associate Director's Associate Assistant Director Director. She comes across the dreaded "Leen Report," which spells firing and possible banishment to other dimension for any employee into whose hands it comes. The storyline remains unfinished.
• The Chips of Doom February 2001
  • Fluble's collection of potato chips that look like dead celebrities come alive and begin killing people, because the afterlife has been bought out by Number One and shut down, forcing all dead people to reanimate as snack foods.
• WWAF: Curse of Hesferestheroth April 2001
• Fluble: Do You Remember Love? April 2001