User:Loobidah

Deep in the forests of south america a new species of mammal was found in the understory. The species differs only a small .5% DNA from the human. Could this be out past ancesstor? This is what Scientist Mc Jaggar is trying to discover.However, the US government questions his way of experimenting with them. It is said that he has been pouruing hot carbonic acid up thier rectums and poking thier genitals with sharp objects.